Gay and Fat Productions

Can a homosexual dude and a chubby chick catch a break in Hollywood

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NOSEYNEWS: Where did you 2 meet?
LISAN: It was very post-modern, new age with a dash of Kismet.
JASSTU: We both love film and met at a FILM INDEPENDENT thingy.
NOSEYNEWS: Why raise money via the internet?
JASSTU: We need it!
LISAN: Hey, I figure if the Obama Girl can do it; why not us?
NOSEYNEWS: Are you techno saavy?
JASSTU: No, I am close to retarded when it comes to computers, but I have a 27 year old assistant who is my brain, thank god!
LISAN: I wish he was talking about me being 27, but alas I'm fat and old, so techno is all I've got.

NOSEYNEWS: lol. Why call it Gay & Fat?
JASSTU: It's the truth and nothing is more interesting than real life. It is also the reason we connected -- both of being outsiders.
NOSEYNEWS: Who makes the decisions?
JASSTU: We have to make decisions?
LISAN: I think that’s your answer, Nose.
NOSEYNEWS: Apparently. So, why $1 million?
JASSTU: It makes it easy to make the money back for the investors. With cable, DVDs, foreign and the internet... We will be able to make the money back for our investors.
LISAN: And that's what we figure it will take to make the $400 million for the next picture.
JASSTU: You go girl! She's so positive! I wish she had a penis.

LISAN: I do and if you have batteries you can borrow it.
NOSEYNEWS: Okay then. Any way we can get some dirt from PCL?
LISAN: Not sure about dirt, but Putnam County has lots of corn!
NOSEYNEWS: Are you really putting your struggles on YouTube?
JASSTU: YES! and everyone can relate, I’m sure...
LISAN: Check it out (insert shameless plug here)...

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Check out our animated video on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiSaHQ1pk0w

Our Movie

So, here’s the deal. We are raising the funds to make our movie. You can

help us to get said dough and watch us on our journey to reach a goal of

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

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The Chubby Chick

LISA’S FAT BLOG

I’ve often thought that I was a heterosexual trapped in a lesbian body. Let’s face it, I don’t carry a purse, I’d much rather wear carpenter’s pants than a mini skirt, and if my wallet would allow it I’d be driving an excessively large Ford truck with vanity plates that say “Bite Me.” But much to the disdain of the male race, I confess that I do prefer the penis.

So, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em as the old saying goes. Hence I hooked up with the incredibly talented and mildly annoying Jason Stuart – in a business way of course. Jason and I have produced 5 projects together in the last 3 years and now we’re turning the pain & tragedy into our next project – a feature film.

I invite you, dare you, and implore you to join us on our journey

to prove Tinsletown wrong – GAY & FAT ARE BANKABLE!

The Homosexual Dude

JASON’S GAY BLOG

I have always wanted to do the work I dreamed about. I am a movie nut and watch several a week. When I met producing partner, Lisa Sanow she wanted me to read a script she had written -- it was this action drama called "Putnam County Law." I thought she was some soccer mom, filmmaker wanna-a-be. Then I as I got to know her, she was this insane filmmaking machine, who had made many of her own shorts. She had done everything from directing films to being an extra. You want something written and she does it in a day! She sleeps 3 hours a night so no matter what I do I am running to catching up to her. Oh, she's very bossy, but always respects a good idea.

Me, I just wanna act with really talented folks and play all kinds of roles. When your gay or fat or different in some way, show biz folks will put you in a very small box where you can work. I don’t mind playing the gay guy roles as there are as many different kind of gay men as straight types. But how long can you wait for that great gay role to come up? So with Lisa I've gotten to play a Priest, a Dad, a fussy post office assistant manager and film my first stand up special. We are gonna take over the world -- one gay & fat person at a time!